Sunday, September 30, 2018

WILD is on Sale or $.99

WILD is only $.99 right now. I'm not sure how long the deal will last, but the holiday sequel 63 Days Later is free for only four more days. Please share!

WILD ($.99)

63 Days Later: A Holiday Tail (free)

August Vallory had it all. A modeling career, a man he loved, and the extended family he’d acquired in the business. Then the world he knew was torn away when the plane he was on crashed en route to a photo shoot.

Lost in the Alaskan wilderness, August doesn’t stand a chance.

No sane man would choose to live in the Alaskan bush unless he had something to hide. And Keegan Brooks has secrets darker than night, more dangerous than wolves, more brutal than an Alaskan winter.

Every day was a fight for his life until he stumbled upon a downed plane with a lone survivor. Now it’s no longer just Keegan’s life teetering on the edge of survival.

It’s his heart.

It’s been almost two years since Keegan and August escaped the Alaskan wilderness, and they finally get to celebrate their very first Christmas together.

But their plans for peace and quiet get turned upside down when Santa leaves more than just presents under the tree.

This will be a stand-alone story, so if you haven't read WILD yet (and why haven't you!?) you can still enjoy this little slice of life with Keegan, August, and Daisy.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Cute Doxie comic: The Gathering Invitations - pages 1-3

Okay, I've decided to do a really silly comic at the request of my minionS. It's just meant to be fun so the art isn't great but...
Hopefully, you'll get the jest of the fun idea. ;)

Here are the first three pages ;) The last six
 pages of the comic strip are already up on Patreon. Those who are not signed up, don't worry, I'll post them in my new FB group (Adrienne's Darkside of the Rainbow) and here in a couple of weeks. 

Sunday, September 16, 2018

Zine Machine Festival in Durham, NC

I am going to be (along with minionS) at Zine Machine on Saturday, Oct. 13, 2018 11AM - 6PM in Durham, NC

If you are in the area come by and say hello. I'll have print copies of some books as well as some swag. If you want a certain book signed, let me know and I'll be sure to bring a copy.

Check out the website to see all the other creators that will be there!

Saturday, September 15, 2018

I've got a FB group now

I was informed I needed a group. Now (after much kicking and screaming, whining about names and getting bribed with chocolate) I have a group. Here you can get tid-bits and news and all the silly things I'm supposed to do. I'll post excerpts, bad art, terrible jokes, cat pictures, dragon pictures, and pregnant doxies..... I got you at the pregnant doxie, didn't I? Anyhow, if you like dark stories, naughty stories, raunchy sex, explosive love (but no exploding cocks), dark themes, violence, passion, (did I mention violence) and all things dark and dangerous, then please feel to join.

Adrienne's Darkside of the Rainbow

Monday, September 3, 2018

Dear Starbucks: The former Quiet Room, now known as the Chamber of Where Happiness Went to DIE.

I meet with a critique group every Saturday and a writers group every Sunday at a Starbucks nearby. There is a large and comfy quiet room. Recently, Starbucks remodeled the quiet room...we are not happy

Your Honorable patrons would like to enter exhibit A @Starbucks
A: 3.5 foot Sacrificial Altar.
B: Chair of death with the backrest of LIES
C: Frisbee on legs? For what? Too small to put a lap top on, too short to use as a decent drink rest. My theory is it's a landing pad for crows who arrive to carry away the souls of the dead.
D: Even George Jetson would be disappointed.
E: A bench so low to the ground that it can only be the presentation slab for the most recent victim of the chairs of death. I mean, the landing pads are right there for convince, what else could it be? It's like 14 inches off the ground.
F: FOR FAIL--Handicap marker at 3.5 foot high table!
G: A plug, for what? There are plugs on the tables. And since you eradicated all the tables and chairs that used to line that wall why the hell are there plugs? Is this a joke. Are you laughing at us by forcing us to relive daily what we had and you STOLE!
H: Plugs and USB conveniently placed under the table at every chair of death that no one could possibly find comfortable for more than 30 min and even then they'd have to be shooting novocaine into their thighs.
I: Puddle of dying light because there is no winning against the darkness befallen this room. Even the sunlight, during the brightest part of the day, fails to lift the repressive atmosphere of gloom and doom.
J: Tiny lights so not to discourage the demons of despair from crawling out of the shadows to suck out your soul.

Your Honorable patrons would like to enter exhibit B @Starbucks
A: The giant Elephant butt plug, weebles wobbles, wooden chicken egg.
B: Cartoon chair that the seat is actually lower than that elephant butt plug.
C: Bench/table that's the same height as the item B.
D: An ottoman. A fucking ottoman. I. Have. No. Words.
E: Another landing pad for the crows
F: Look carefully. This patron as to PUSH OUT THE CHAIR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DAMN TABLE TO ACTUALLY GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO USE IT. And those chairs are also uncomfortably high that you have to sit on the edge.
G: Another desperate patron trying their best to make good of the ottomans as chairs, the crow landing pads, and the table/bench dead body holder? This place used to be packed. And I mean PACKED...and now? no one wants to stay here. People came in took one look, burst into tears, and fled for their lives.
Fail Starbucks